Tuesday, 14 February 2012

She left me roses by the stairs, surprises let me know she cares...

Happy V day to all you lovesick pups out there. 
If you're as cool as me, you'll no doubt be spending the day in the company of a furry, four legged friend drinking peppermint tea, and air-guitaring to your fave anthems. Party!

Just in case you ain't so sure of what to party to, I've compiled a little list of feel-good Valentine's (they've got nothing to do with Valentine's) day tunes... Party on Wayne, party on Garth.

All The Small Things - Blink-182.
Unfortunately my boyfriend Tom Delonge couldn't be with me on this special day, so I can only get my slice of delonge-pie by filling the air with that oh-so-sexy-if-not-a-little-whiny-all-american-boy voice of his. Watching the video, and pausing it on his naked body is totally acceptable too!

Basket Case - Green Day.
These are the most appropriate Valentines lyrics, like, ever. I went to a whore, who said my life's a bore... Romance is dead? I think not.

Dear Maria - All Time Low.
I'm not quite sure what it is but there is something about these four humans that makes me all warm n' fuzzy inside, plus this song's a total jam so any excuse really.

Want You Bad - The Offspring.
The anthem to my childhood, and an all round fan-fucking-tastic song. The only way to listen to this is full volume, in your pyjamas and hairbrush used as microphone in hand. Rock on fellow humans.

Used For Glue - Rival Schools. 
My favourite band. Their best song. Most infectious base line in music history. Win win winning.

Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns N' Roses.
If Axl Rose strutting about the place in so-tight-they-look-sprayed-on leather pants isn't enough to put a smile on your face, then you may need to check for a pulse. Plus that guitar solo makes me feel happier than any Hallmark holiday ever could.

Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen.
"Gentleman, I think this calls for a little Bohemian Rhapsody!" - nuff said.

Whole Lotta Love - Led Zeppelin.
Get the led out. End of.

You're So Last Summer - Taking Back Sunday.
There's something about Adam Lazarra that makes me happy, very happy indeed. Maybe it's that hair, maybe it's that voice, or maybe it's his knack for writing hopelessly, tragically romantic lyrics a la 'you could slit my throat, and with one last gasping breath I'd apologise for bleeding on your shirt', - that is true love baby!

Tears Don't Fall - Bullet For My Valentine.
No prizes for guessing why this little beauty made the list - if you guessed Matt Tuck being sexy, appropriate band name, and all-round kick ass band then you win no prizes for guessing correctly.

Schwing.

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